I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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