i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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