They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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