He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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