Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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