I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Randomize
