I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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