remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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