wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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