dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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