It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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