Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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