Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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