we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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