butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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