She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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