i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
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he had hair everywhere except his balls
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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