If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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