either way he was missing a nipple.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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