Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
