how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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