Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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