i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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