The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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