benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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