I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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