ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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