so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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