What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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