Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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