Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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