Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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