it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
The adults are the big ones right?
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