direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Shame is for Republicans.
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