hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Randomize
