She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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