Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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