i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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