ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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