Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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