just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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