sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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