I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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