just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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