I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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