worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Who wears a wallet chain?!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Randomize
