i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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