she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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