In the future we'll all be gay
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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