I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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