Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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