i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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