Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
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He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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