do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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