Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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