Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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